Avengers Alliance is getting kinda kinky.
Knew it.
We’ve all had days like that, Peter. We all have.
Spidey knows bitches love them Twinkies.
Spider-Man, Defender of Twinkies everywhere!
Dude, ok, I know there’s a girl’s Spider-Man costume with a skirt as well but did they also need to make a pink variant AND a ballerina variant with glowing Spider logo and glitter? REALLY, society? REALLY? REALLY!
We’ve all been there, Pete.
Yup, there’s going to be an Avengers/Phineas & Ferb cross over next summer. This is actually going to happen.
Remember that time when Peter backhanded a pregnant Mary Jane but it happened only once so the fandom forgave him and now everybody loves Spider-Man and he gets 4 movies and a series?
Now remember that time when Hank Pym backhanded his wife but it happened only once but we branded him forever a wifebeater and we’re enraged that he might get a movie?
Let’s think about this one, Internet.
