So this exists. I’m holding it in my hand. Why would they do this?

So this exists. I’m holding it in my hand. Why would they do this?

Pizza Hut Japan’s exclusive Double Roll pie is 646 calories per slice, with little bacon wrapped sausages littered across the crust, and mini hamburger patties on top of the mushrooms, soy beans, corn, paprika, garlic chips, green peppers, and pepperoni. As for cheese, it has mozzarella, cheddar and parmigiana. BTW, this comes with ketchup and maple syrup for extra flavor, and is recommended for kids.

http://gizmodo.com/283014/japans-pizza-hut-double-roll-is-ultimate-geek-food-646-calories-per-slice

Pizza Hut Japan’s exclusive Double Roll pie is 646 calories per slice, with little bacon wrapped sausages littered across the crust, and mini hamburger patties on top of the mushrooms, soy beans, corn, paprika, garlic chips, green peppers, and pepperoni. As for cheese, it has mozzarella, cheddar and parmigiana. BTW, this comes with ketchup and maple syrup for extra flavor, and is recommended for kids.

http://gizmodo.com/283014/japans-pizza-hut-double-roll-is-ultimate-geek-food-646-calories-per-slice

I don’t know what the hell this is. All I know is its mildly NSFW and it’s all PIZZA BOOMERANG! Just…. Just watch it. And share it. Your existence will have been improved for it. So will your friends.