Yeah, if the cops have shit like this, I don’t even know why there’s crime in New York City in the Marvel Universe. I hear Boston’s nice this time of year.
Shut up and eat your damn hot dog, Loki. Nobody likes a whiner.
Apparently in the Marvel Universe, the NYPD have flamethrowers. Fucking flamethrowers. How is there any crime in New York anymore?!
Spider-Man and Loki kick back and have a couple of dogs. Mustard and chili is nice, Loki, but you need to get over to Chicago and drag one through the garden. Finest dogs in Midgard, guaranteed.
Pee happily!
Additional proof that Matt Smith is pretty much full of win and awesome.
Here is his autograph in the TARDIS-shaped bathroom at the Way Station, a New York bar with a bit of nerdy flair. He just popped in recently because he wanted to see just how cool this was. Because it IS cool.
Never Forget.
Shakespeare in the Subway
