The sinister origin of Frankenstorm revealed: To stop the Presidential election! But Captain America’s on the job with delicious Hostess fruit pies! Democracy WINS!

The sinister origin of Frankenstorm revealed: To stop the Presidential election! But Captain America’s on the job with delicious Hostess fruit pies! Democracy WINS!

So hey if the superheroing thing doesn’t pan out, Cap has a bright and awesome future as a waiter!

So hey if the superheroing thing doesn’t pan out, Cap has a bright and awesome future as a waiter!

Why is there so much fanart of Captain America completely baffled by iPhones and modern tech? Here’s him from the comics rocking the heck out of a SHIELD smartphone!

Why is there so much fanart of Captain America completely baffled by iPhones and modern tech? Here’s him from the comics rocking the heck out of a SHIELD smartphone!

Either Target is promoting gender roles as usual or those two are playing Cap gets a date to the USO ball.

Either Target is promoting gender roles as usual or those two are playing Cap gets a date to the USO ball.

Steve Rogers like to enjoy a nice quiet book at the beach now and then wonders why all the ladies and some of the men are staring at him. Tony must get jealous.

From the 1994 Marvel Swimsuit Special

Steve Rogers like to enjoy a nice quiet book at the beach now and then wonders why all the ladies and some of the men are staring at him. Tony must get jealous.

From the 1994 Marvel Swimsuit Special

How did Cap get shafted out of a Visual Effects nomination after filmmakers used digital shrinking to create a convincing scrawny Chris Evans for most of the film?

Even worse is the fact that Original Song only has TWO entrants this year and while Man or Muppet is full of win, can we truly ignore the adorbs that was The Star-Spangled Man With A Plan?